This is almost surreal. Somebody.... well , somebody living in this secure , swanky,overpriced apartment complex has been flicking my newspapers for a while. It has been pretty inconsistent. Sometimes its a Sunday (pisses me off the most), sometimes its mid-week , sometimes it's Thursday (when they have more supplementary sections than other weekdays).
By deductive reasoning I have come to the conclusion that this person is a stanch republican . Firstly, he/she stole my paper on the day AJC( Atlanta Journal Constitution- my newspaper) published a booklet on McCain after he secured the nomination. Secondly, today when I stepped out of my house at 7:53 AM and I did not see the paper , I banged my door a little bit too hard... when I went out again , at 7:58 AM ...there it was, the full Sunday newspaper , taken out of its packet and put back as much cleanly as a human hand can do... ;) and guess who was the subject of today's special booklet ? yes, it was BHO.
I seriously can't think of a person who could be cheap enough to flick an object worth 50 cents just because it is lying in an open area. Can you ?